An Introduction of Sorts...

[Ephraim Gadsby]

Hello all.

Just thought I'd introduce myself and say hello. To mark this special occasion, I have arranged for an introductory ceremony to rival the recent Rio Olympics' opening extravaganza. Please all gather at (insert your local) scout hall at 6pm, where you will be treated to a celebration for the ages. A cast of 53 000 volunteers, a multi-million dollar fireworks display, and three crusty old mules will be part of the ceremony; a ceremony that will be spoken about for days. Stay around for the chocolate wheel and post-show refreshments.

Look forward to chatting with you all on here.

Cheers.

[sports racer]

You got me at chocolate wheel.

Welcome to the forum.