Conversations with car dealers #32

Me: I'd like leather
Dealer: yea it's good when you have kids. You don't have kids tho do you?
Me: hell no. I just thought it would be easier to clean
Dealer: well it is easier to wipe your friends vomit off after a big night out.
Me: yes true. I was thinking along the lines of if I spilt my yoghurt on the way to work. The suede would end in tears.
Dealer: is your car currently covered in yoghurt
Me: yes. Yoghurt splatter is an occupational hazard in my car