Set wheel alignment for free

[syncro]

Maybe he's just not eccentric enough

[Edison]

I went up to buerepairs (spelling?) today to ask if I can get a wheel alignment and he told me that it cant be adjusted.

Idiot to human translation "I don't know how, but I have a uniform on, so I won't admit ignorance"

The guy's an idiot! Go somewhere else.

Damn straight,.

Maybe he's just not eccentric enough

Typical golf entusiast: "I'd like Rocket boosters fitted into the boot of my Mk1 golf"
Appropriate professional response: "Solid or liquid propelled?"

Once upon a time at KFC it was my hobby to go in and see just how much of their time I could waste and how many of the staff I could get to explain to me why I couldn't get a 3 peice pack with no legs and no wings. I could sometimes get a MANAGER to waste 20-25mins on my devious little anticapitalist plot... "So if I have to buy an extra peice so there are 4, will you throw away the one I don't want for me, or do I have to throw it away myself??" Needless to say the labour cost always exceeded any saving they'd make that day 8-)