I have looked multiple times at such an option but have ended up in different directions each time; but totally hear you and I agree with your sentiments.
As you say the economy is irrelevant as it would be a play thing only, and I must admit the RS5 expenses do worry me, particularly as I would have zero input into its mechanics (my interest and knowledge on cars extends to looking at, and driving them only).
In reality it is probably why I will end up with something more familiar like a GTI/Roc on the cheap. Ideally I had tigger's Roc lined up down the track but he sold it out from me. I've already asked the bloke I've sold my latest OZs to, to give me a tap when he is ready to offload his RS3 just in case I decide to go back there.
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