I think everyone here has a lack of understanding how the chains/guides etc work .
The guides should last 400,000km before they wear out , the chains never break , they stretch a little but you have hydraulic dampaners that keep it at a proper tension . Why do you need to replace the chains ? Well , the top chain is pushed by a bolt that has a spring in it . It works via hydraulic pressure from the oil system . What happens is over time or more so with lack of oil changes the pin inside the bolt gets clogged with old oil thats turned crusty , it eventually jams itself and pushes upon the top guide with more force than usual , the chain in turn is pushed against the guide harder and starts cutting into the guides , eventually breaking the rivets at the top of the guide followed by the bottom then it falls apart and starts running rough , occassionaly jumping teeth .
The biggest problem with doing the chains is the headgasket . Made of composite it just falls apart when you pull the covers off . Getting it back together without oil leaks is a hit and miss . One of the reasons why VW went with multi layered metal gaskets on the later VR6's