You may be Taliban if...

[Blitzen]

You may be a Taliban, if..."



10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

6. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

5. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..

4. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

1. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[GoLfMan]

classic Ryan

[Preen59]

Hahahaha. Gold!

[straight_fresh]

3000 dollar machine gun? you could probably swap your shoes for an ak47 over there... would explain alot to eh? haha

[gareth_oau]

LOL Blitzen, do I see another jihad looming?

[mikepologti]

isnt there one just about every month?

[Buller_Scott]

s**t is your name ryan?

sorry blitz i never knew!

im not sure what to think- whilst some may find that list funny, i was actually nodding my head in a sorta "contemplation --> serious agreement" kinda way hehe