A woman goes into the doctor's all bruised and beaten up pretty badly.....
Doctor: "My god...what happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home after a few beers he beats me up."
Doctor: "Well I have a really good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just make a cup of green tea,take a sip and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around for a while".
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks all healthy and fresh again.
Woman:" Doc, the green tea thing was brilliant! Every time my husband came home drunk, I sipped and swirled repeatedly with green tea and now he never touches me."
Doctor: "Excellent...so now you can see why keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea!!!"
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