Why You Never Argue With a Drunk

**sporran** · 16-07-2009, 05:59 PM

Well it certainly is great to hit on VWwA again after being away for a couple of weeks. i guess it's a case of not appreciating how good something is until it's not around. Anyhow here's my contribution to the weekly mirth.

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK...

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A 2 litre bottle of skim milk
A carton of eggs
A litre of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 700g jar of coffee
A 1kg of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.

I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my
marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."