True meanings...

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Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
TRUE MEANING: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You are one jurassic geezer.

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing.

6. I’ve got a boyfriend
TRUE MEANING: who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry’s.

5. I don’t date men where I work.
TRUE MEANING: Hey, bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same ’solar system’, much less the same building.

4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: It’s not me, it’s you.

3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.
2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING:I’ve sworn off only men like you.

…and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)
1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It’s that male
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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a sister.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

9. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

6. I’ve got a girlfriend.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

5. I don’t date women where I work.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

4. It’s not you, it’s me.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

3. I’m concentrating on my career.
TRUE MEANING: You’re ugly.

2. I’m celibate.
TRUE MEANING: (You’re ugly.)

…and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let’s be friends.
TRUE MEANING: You’re unbelievably ugly.

[mikepologti]

yep thats the good thing about us guys, no gray area.