Scotish Bohemian Rhapsody...Need to get Jimmy to sing this...

[Blitzen]

Get the Queen tune in yer heid.......(Scotish Bohemian Rhapsody)


Is this the real life?
Or is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Um just a weeji,
Gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal,
Rip yer da,
Slash yer dug,
Ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
Noo the f*kin' bustards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!

Too late...the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam,
I sometimes think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
Thunderbird, White Lightning,
Very very Frightening, me!
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?

Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake.........NO I will not get a job
Get a job!
For f*cksake........ NO I will not get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
no no no no no....

Oh gonorrheoea!
Gonnorrhoea!
Gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside
For me? For me,
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag!
Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot
Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!

F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters.....
Tae meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........eeeeeeeeee.........eeeee eeeee!!!

[mikepologti]

why em i invisioning 5 scotts in car singing this like in the move "waynes world"? lol