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  1. 13-05-2009, 06:50 PM #1
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    Knickers

    This frustrated wife buys a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

    She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge opposite her husband.

    At strategic moments she crosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says…….

    ”Are you wearing crutchless knickers?”

    “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.

    “Thank Christ for that……. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge.”
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    hahahahhaahahah lmao now thats fricken awsome. im sending this to my bro lmao
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