INNER PEACE

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my
house to see things that I'd started and hadn't finished.

Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of
Pringlies, tha mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the
Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fikin gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.