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MK2 - *Insert list of dealer purchased extra's/standard features here*
80 series - The MK2's BIG, Sooty, polar opposite...
HAHAHA
half this facebook group makes me lol. if you had the chance to list the top 5 selling points about your car, what would you put?
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sad thing is a lot of the ads are like it...
if it wasnt such a small town the enter button would have been pressed
bhahahha Dyl!
Any traceurs on the forum?
Stick to inanimate objects.
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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of beer"
The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says," 168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of beer"
Again, the robot pours a great beer and gives it to the man and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about V8 Super cars, MotoGP, Tooheys beers and Supercheap Auto.
The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Schooner of beer," and the robot brings him another great beer.
The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in real close and asks,
"So, you people still happy you voted for Gillard
2007 Audi RS4 with: APR ECU Upgrade; JHM Quick Shifter; Milltek Catback and Downpipes; KW V3 Coilovers; Argon Creative Carbon Fibre Splitters
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