I lol'd for a bit V6.0

**kaneda** · 14-02-2011, 10:59 PM

**Jarred** · 15-02-2011, 10:14 AM

hahahahah

that is the best.

edit: I NEED one for my TDI

**hooba** · 16-02-2011, 07:31 PM

What happens when you watch the Dukes of Hazard too many times...

**Dub_Star_V6** · 17-02-2011, 11:37 AM

So just to outline here - these are the makeshift helmets made by our Egyptian friends while they were scrapping in their current predicament again the puppet satellite administration installed by the US government three decades ago.

I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non-standard army kit:

Classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet - a must in any type of combat

A late '80s issue ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him appears nonplussed of its effectiveness ("Hassan, take that ridiculous thing off...")

Renaissance period brickwear piece teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook Middle East riot gear

80’s broken bin helmet. Keeping it Old Skool... though I'm not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is going to cause too much carnage?

I personally love the fact the dude needs to lift it up to see. He must spend the rest of his time walking into things.

Textbook saucepanning/lifejacket/medical mask combo. Brother takes NOBODY'S ****...

Umm... I literally have no idea what this is.

And the winner by 100 miles...

This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a croissant taped to his forehead.

I’d def want to be behind this guy if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.

Flawless victory.