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**Ben_GTI** · 20-12-2010, 10:18 PM

A Little Christmas Story

A Little Christmas Story

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

**Jarred** · 20-12-2010, 11:03 PM

hahahaha

LMAO

**Cossor** · 21-12-2010, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Buller_Scott

damn you- having lived in a country that actually snows, i've seen this WAY too many times, haha!

no doubt someone bright will come to inform me that we have snow in australia (only during the summer, d7psh7t - the rest of the industry isnt worth worrying about, unless you're a wog [grolcorp]).

So this morning paper shows pictures of it snowing at Thredbo. Almost a white Christmas.
Ah, the good old Summer Time

**hooba** · 21-12-2010, 05:16 PM

Check out the Ford Fusion in this video come down the hill vs all of those SUVs - FWD FTW!

**hooba** · 21-12-2010, 05:17 PM

La natività nell'era digitale - Video - Repubblica Tv - la Repubblica.it

**Jace** · 21-12-2010, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by hooba

Check out the Ford Fusion in this video come down the hill vs all of those SUVs - FWD FTW!

Haha that's awesome! Apparently a lot of places that rarely ever get snow are getting snow this year and the council aren't equipped to salt the roads, the people don't fork out for snow tires etc. The Fusion driver was probably a smart one and coughed up for snow tires I'd say.

**hooba** · 21-12-2010, 07:54 PM

Originally Posted by Jace

Haha that's awesome! Apparently a lot of places that rarely ever get snow are getting snow this year and the council aren't equipped to salt the roads, the people don't fork out for snow tires etc. The Fusion driver was probably a smart one and coughed up for snow tires I'd say.

I know that you're probably right, but I couldn't let the opportunity pass to have a dig at the Golf R brigade.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2...t-dummy-p1.php