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    Save the Audis at the Race of Champions.

    No blaming Webber for this crash (rear suspension fails after clipping the wall)



    Check out the look on Schumacher's face in this video

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

    apparently the worlds funniest joke
    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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    Who mugged Bernie?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hooba View Post
    Who mugged Bernie?!

    He looks a bit "simple" there, doesn't he.

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    Bernie: I got a good whacking | Planet F1 | Formula One News


    bloody superheroes - I bet they felt real tough

    The 80-year-old was mugged on Wednesday evening, sustaining injuries primarily to his face after being punched and kicked by his assailants.

    Ecclestone and his girlfriend Fabiana Flosi were also robbed of watches and jewellery.

    "I drove as I often do and we had just got out of the car when suddenly these guys laid into me," he told the Daily Express.

    "They said nothing to me, just went on the attack so there was no chance to feel scared or react.

    "When I was on the ground I could hear Fabiana screaming for help and I took a kick or two in the head and went unconscious.

    "When I came to there was blood everywhere from my head wound but I was lucky. They weren't worried about taking my eye out or head injuries when they were kicking.

    "It was completely stupid and uncalled for. If they had confronted me and asked for everything we had, I would have handed over everything in my pockets, my wallet, anything."

    It is not the first time the slightly built 5ft 4in Ecclestone has been attacked, suffering a similar mugging outside his home in 1995.

    Despite his vast fortune which could make him a target for robberies, the 80-year-old rarely makes use of bodyguards.

    "I've got a bit of money but I don't feel like a target," he said.

    "I prefer to trust the police, who have been great, but they are bit busy these days in London looking after students who need more money."

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    On the way to work this morning i was behind a Falcon with a private plate 01 DAD and along the bottom it read Queensland Father, or it should have done until some genius blacked out the sl and made it...........Queen and Father.

    Made me chuckle all the way to work.

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    nice lil nipples on the end of those lemons

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    Blonde chick goes into BIG W to buy a christmas tree, the young bloke behind the counter says "are you going to put that up yourself?"
    "No it's going in the lounge room you sick f#ck"

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    Quote Originally Posted by walshydub View Post
    On the way to work this morning i was behind a Falcon with a private plate 01 DAD and along the bottom it read Queensland Father, or it should have done until some genius blacked out the sl and made it...........Queen and Father.

    Made me chuckle all the way to work.
    You've given me ideas... Brb defacing number plates.

    Quote Originally Posted by Water Boy View Post
    Blonde chick goes into BIG W to buy a christmas tree, the young bloke behind the counter says "are you going to put that up yourself?"
    "No it's going in the lounge room you sick f#ck"
    Ohhh the stories I have from working at Big W for almost five years...
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