I lol'd for a bit...

[Preen59]

Hahaha so very true. I actually avoid taking a dump at work because of some of the sick, sick people that are around. If I go twosies at work i'm really busting!

[RhysQ]

Hahaha so very true. I actually avoid taking a dump at work because of some of the sick, sick people that are around. If I go twosies at work i'm really busting!

Haha, I live about 500 metres from my work so I just drive home for those 'alone' times. There's no way I would go at work, I won't even open the toilet door with my hands at work..... I think that's why we have elbows

[chris.]

, I won't even open the toilet door with my hands at work..... I think that's why we have elbows

x2 for 99% of public toilets

[Spyda]

Victorian Government: Full of ideas!

Theres like 2 per cubical and one infront of the urinal in every toilet at UNI. Im guessing its because of all the international students. All though the ones we have have more poop positions. Its realy ashame that you can't piss and poop at the same time according to the government. The grafiti on them is teh ownz!

[gareth_oau]

I'm confused - at no point does the Victorian Governemt advice instruct me on what to do with my trousers. are they presuming i'm intelligent, or clairvoyant perhaps?

Perhaps this advice is suggesting that only one sheet of paper is allowed to be used at any sitting?

These half-hearted instructions could lead to a dangerous outcome and subsequent lawsuits!!

[Swallowtail]

LOL... I just want to know how the dude is managing to stand up without any feet let alone stand and pee, or how he's able to hang onto the toilet paper without hands!

[static1800]

I think he may have a prostate problem to? not a very strong stream coming out. He should definitely seek medical attention for his legs, they seems to stretch when he sits down, can't be good for the knees.

[Whubbsie]

[Preen59]

Oh dude.. That's just.. My god. That's gold!

[maca]

ROFL at all three of those.. Excellent stuff there!