Humour section

[GOLFBALLS]

Sorry, but where the hell is the "lol'd for a bit" thread???????

[dylan8]

Sorry, but where the hell is the "lol'd for a bit" thread???????

This ^^^^^^^^

[hooba]

[The_Hawk]

Sorry, but where the hell is the "lol'd for a bit" thread???????

In some of the general chat sections old threads automatically drop off the listings once they have not been responded to in over xx days, they do live on in the archives so can be searched for and it's possible to bump an old thread.

I have tweaked the humour section so that thread is visible again, keep adding new content and it will hang around

[Lorenz]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer on duty, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro... Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly.

"Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons. Five seats, five seat belts, five people "

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

[maca]

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at an Irish border checkpoint.

Paddy, the officer on duty, stops them and tells them, "It is illegal to carry 5 people in a Quattro... Quattro means four"

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishman retorts disbelievingly.

"Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons. Five seats, five seat belts, five people "

"You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

That throws me in the wind about a few cars... The Fiat 500 and Chrysler 300M/C just to name a few. Not to mention every single model of the BMW range.

[brimway]

Fiesta Trio
Nissan DUALis
Skoda OCTavia
Honda Quintet
Maserati Quattroporte
Chrysler Centura
Which reminds me when Chrysler bought the Rootes Group (UK), they answered the phone with "Good Morning, Chrysler Rootes Australia"

I need to get out more!

[Baska]

anyone wonder what happened to that NASA satellite?.....
see: NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]

[steve2234]

I'm not sure if this has been posted before up here or if it's the right place to post it but i sure found it funny

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Have a read for yourselves

[BarneyBoy]

D.I.Y. engine removal (Fred in the shed method)
(not the mintiest Golf I've ever seen)

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