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  1. 15-05-2010, 10:30 AM #1
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    Green Tea remedy

    A woman goes into the doctor's all bruised and beaten up pretty badly.....

    Doctor: "My god...what happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home after a few beers he beats me up."

    Doctor: "Well I have a really good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just make a cup of green tea,take a sip and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around for a while".

    2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks all healthy and fresh again.

    Woman:" Doc, the green tea thing was brilliant! Every time my husband came home drunk, I sipped and swirled repeatedly with green tea and now he never touches me."

    Doctor: "Excellent...so now you can see why keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea!!!"
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  5. 17-05-2010, 01:06 PM #5
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    reminds me of capt. zapp brannigan's doco 'how to make love at a woman'.

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  6. 17-05-2010, 01:38 PM #6
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  7. 21-05-2010, 01:51 AM #7
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    hmm might share that one with some work colleagues lol
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