Got this today... Awesome Sydney Jokes!!

[Blitzen]

Sorry Preeny, I had to post this up...

For all you hater's, I am a Western Sydney boy, so I can laugh at my (multiple) family backgrounds...

A Blacktown girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the assessor

"Six" replies the Blacktown girl,

"Six?" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?"

"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan & Nathan."

"Doesn't that get confusing?"

"Naah.." says the Blacktown girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.

"That's easy," says the Blacktown girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A Fairfield girl enters an adult shop & asks for a vibrator.

The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take the red one."

The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 30 year old Mt Druitt girl?

A. Granny.
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Q. Why did the Redfern girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
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Q. What do you call a Bankstown girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What's the first question during an Wentworthville quiz night?

A. What you looking at?
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Q. What does a Mt Druitt girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.
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Q. Two Cabramatta kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Blacktown ?

A. Fathers day
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Blacktown ?

A.. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!

[Golf Houso]

All very lolworthy... Lol...

[Mrk_Mickey]

Hahahaha classics. love it

[Jarred]

hahah nice. some genuine LOL material in there!

[mikepologti]

hahah nice some of those jokes could definatly aply to parts of brisbane ...cough ipswitch cough

[Wolfgang]

The truth hurts. Hurts me from laughing so hard!

[Buller_Scott]

lol. that could go for some parts of melbourne for sure.

[seangti]

hahah nice some of those jokes could definatly aply to parts of brisbane ...cough ipswitch cough

yup, and the place where your school teacher learnt english, bloody awful mate

[mikepologti]

i never bother to spell properly on these forums .................. least of all the humour sections of the forum lmao