as opposed to Wayne Kerr?
I went to school with richard hedley (seriously!).
He was, however, so tough, that nobody even thought to call him d**k, let alone actually say it
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as opposed to Wayne Kerr?
I went to school with richard hedley (seriously!).
He was, however, so tough, that nobody even thought to call him d**k, let alone actually say it
There's a Woolybutt St over in Algester here. Got voted funniest street name in Brisbane on one of the local radio shows.
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Originally Posted by gareth_oau
There is an Irish Rugby league player named Wayne kerr. Comentators loved it when Ireland were out here last year.
I went to school with a guy called Shiny Sun. Always enjoyed that. lol
One of my teachers at school was Paul Mitic (always the 't' turned into a 'd')
One of my customers at work is Mrs Scrag
Pervious owner of my business, Glen Osmond (suburb in adelaide)
and then on page 977, middle colum, 7 name down in the Adelaide White Pages..... Peanisbreath
I've seen a van round my neck of the woods with this signage, "Crapper Plumbing!"
Not the same but....
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A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said 'I
want to be a movie star.'
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right
credentials.
The agent asked, 'What's your name?'
The guy said, 'My name is Penis van Lesbian.'
The agent said, 'Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood
, you are going to have to change your name.'
'I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever.'
The agent said, 'Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years....you will NEVER
go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you,
you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you.'
'So be it! I guess we will not do business together' the guy said and he
left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
awe-struck, who would possibly send him $ 50,000? He reads the letter
enclosed...
'Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to
make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never
make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your
office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to
change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed
with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so
the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.
Sincerely,
Di?k van Dyke
I went to school with a girl by the name of Skye McLeod.
When I was born, my mother was in the maternity ward with a woman who'd named her son Miles. Their surname was Long.
Andrew Peacock's another great one (particularly if you call him Drew for short).
How's about these:
There's a place called 'Twatt' in the Shetlands of Scotland and a street called 'The Knob' in Kings Sutton, England. But my fav has to be 'Wet Beaver Creek' in Arizona - a beautiful place to spend time lol.
I also know 2 people called Ewan Kerr and I used to work with a woman called Shona Butt :biggrin:
the only real thing youve gotta look out for at wet beaver creek is all the crabs :wasntme:
my brother went to school with a dude named justin beavers, the thing is though is that he could fight, so know one picked on him,.........well not for long anyway lol