Feed The World

[sporran]

Last month a world-wide phone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


And Finally....... In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent.

[Mrk_Mickey]

That's a tiny bit racist, but I did have a chuckle...

[Jarred]

hahahahaha, yea I lol'd. only cause I can relate to it! haha

[RhysQ]

That's awesome, especially the American one. I remember seeing an interview on TV a few years ago where a famous chick got interviewed in the US.

Q: "Have you been to Australia before?"

A: "What is Australia?"

[maca]

That's awesome, especially the American one. I remember seeing an interview on TV a few years ago where a famous chick got interviewed in the US.

Q: "Have you been to Australia before?"

A: "What is Australia?"

The best was when the Chaser team went around the U.S. asking them what day 9/11 happened on... Not many of them knew!

But as for the OP.. LOVED IT!

[Dubdubdubdot]

Great post, made me giggle out loud.