A woman was distraught at the fact that she had not had a
date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might
have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the
medical expertise of a sex therapist.


Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
therapist Dr. Chang.


So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr.
Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.'


The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery,
reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she
was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery
fass back to me.'



So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you
not haf sex or dates.'

The worried woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is
Ed Zachary Disease?'



Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when
your face look Ed Zachary like your arse.'