Reply With Quotewhat goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red?
A penguin with a nappy rash rolling down a hill
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stein lager.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Steinlager?"
Bloke replies, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came to I was f*****g skint."
Barman says, "But 12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
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what goes black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red?
A penguin with a nappy rash rolling down a hill
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what did the girl say to the drowning grandpar?
paddle pop!
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what did the number '0' say to the number '8'
nice belt
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what do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
a woolie jumper.......
cant believe i wrote that.... these jokes are lame
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What do you call a man with a car on his head?
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Why was 6 sad?
Because 7 8 9!
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Why are New Zealand race horses so fast?
They've seen what their owners do to the sheep!
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?Originally Posted by Rybky
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?
Douglass.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a man standing at your front door?
Matt.
There's a whole raft of totally tasteless baby jokes too. Nun jokes too...
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why do farts smell?
So deaf people aren't left out.,
Why did piglet go to the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh
what is a sh*tz Tzu?
One with no animals
What do you call a man with bananas in his ears?
Anything you want, he won't be able to hear you.
Whats Mary short for?
She's got no legs
I could go on....
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