Reply With QuoteWhy was 6 afraid of 7?
Becasue 7-8-9
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Becasue 7-8-9
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you call a fly without wings or legs?
A roll.
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What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam!
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what do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other
Eileen.
I'm pretty sure this should be re-named "dad jokes"
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It died.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game.
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Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?Originally Posted by Golf Houso
Peer Pressure.
Why did the tree fall down?
It was stapled to the third Koala.
How did the Kangaroo die?
The Tree hit it!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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Classic...
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry...
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!
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what's green and brown, has 6 legs and will kill you if it fell out of a tree??
a pool table.
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