Reply With QuoteDon't know if it's been posted but:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors.
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Cheers,
Trent
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why did the scarecrow win an award?
he was out standing in his field.
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Don't know if it's been posted but:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors.
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Cheers,
Trent
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Originally Posted by GoLfMan
Horse walks into a bar
barmen says. "why the long face"?
Horse " I have cancer..."
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A: Hypothermia...
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Why did little Johnny fall off his bike??
Cos someone threw a fridge at him...
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how much did the pirate pay for his ear ring?
a buccaneer!!
why are pirates called pirates?
cos they arhhhhhhhhhh
why did the lepper fail his driving exam?
he left his foot on the clutch
what did the lepper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip
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A skunk, a duck and deer and a giraffe walk into a bar and order a round of drinks.
When the bartender asks, "Who's paying?" the argument begins.
Skunk: I've only got one scent.
Deer: I had a little doe on me earlier, but now I'm just one buck.
Duck: I only have one bill.
Giraffe: Well I guess the highballs are on me!
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Also, I lol'd at the same lame jokes getting reposted (Eileen etc.)
I'm a Dad, so I get to tell Dad jokes to my kids and listen to them groan...
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Me too-but my jokes seem to be getting worse since I became a grandfather a couple of months ago.
2 fish were in a tank. one said to the other," I'll drive, you man the gun"
A man walked into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but glad wrap. The shrink looked up and said, " well I can clearly see your nuts!"
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
only 2 but I have no idea how they got in there.
too tired to think of any more right now! Maybe I'll try some elephant jokes tomorrow.
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