Dad Jokes (Groan Worthy Jokes)

[Water Boy]

Jarred loves the old man jokes.

[Whubbsie]

whats white and black and red all over?

a newspaper


whats white and blue and standing in a field?

a fridge wearing a denim jacket.


why couldn't the goldfish ride the bike?

because its a goldfish

[Lams]

loving the dad jokes. clean humour is so difficult!

[Mrk_Mickey]

You know this forum is sad when it gets more hits and posts in the dad jokes than the lol'd thread.

[CatonaPC©]

The local town sheriff walks in tha bar and asks the barman in a slow texan drawl.

"You see a man carrying a brown paper bag, wearing brown paper pants, brown paper shirt, brown paper vest and wearing a brown paper hat?"

"No," replies the barman "what's he wanted for?"

"Rustling".

[gareth_oau]

Dad? i remember half of these from my primary school days

[Buller_Scott]

why did the redneck cross the road?











because his d7ck was stuck in the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maca]

What's a cross between an Iron and an icicle?






Ironical.

[Buller_Scott]

What's a cross between an Iron and an icicle?






Ironical.

i lol'd for a bit

[maca]

A horse walks in to a bar.


The barman says: OMG, it's Sarah Jessica Parker!