Corny Porno intro (IS SAFE FOR WORK)

[maca]

Firstly, I wouldn't be posting this on here if it was in the slightest bit pornographic or if there was any nudity.

It's merely in introduction to what looks like a very promising and high quality porn video.

[kao7ik]

hahahhah thats a good one!! The acting reminds me of this fight scene

[Preen59]

They're both pretty terrible. That mega tall chick was alright looking, though. Haha.

[maca]

They're both pretty terrible. That mega tall chick was alright looking, though. Haha.

If you want a leave sniffing ho that's scared of plush snakes, sure.

[Stephy]

If you want a leave sniffing ho that's scared of plush snakes, sure.

Oh dear... That can't be serious.

I didn't understand why she sniffed the leaves - can someone please tell me?

[Preen59]

Oh dear... That can't be serious.

I didn't understand why she sniffed the leaves - can someone please tell me?

Its a porno- None of them really make sense. They're made for one reason only- To give someone something to fanticise about. When all that's going on (if they don't just fast forward) all the person watching is thinking about is "Gees i can't wait 'till she gets her cans out" and a number of other things i won't put in text.. They can basically put anything in at the start- It's filler.

[Preen59]

If you want a leave sniffing ho that's scared of plush snakes, sure.

I don't want to marry her or have a conversation with her..

[maca]

I don't want to marry her or have a conversation with her..

I'm sure she's a lovely woman, just give her a chance.

[16v_kid]

Trouser snake!!

[Preen59]

I'm sure she's a lovely woman, just give her a chance.

Yes she probably is, but my statement still stands.

Trouser snake!!

Well, fellas. I'm glad to see the Kid has a firm grasp of the obvious...