Canberra traffic jam

[Preen59]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Canberra ..Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan and Bob Brown. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'

'Most people are giving about Five Litres.'

[ralp2dam]

I'm sure I can supply more. Very clever!

[ryana89]

Throw Bob Katter on that list and I'll send you some PULP pronto!

[VW Convert]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Canberra ..Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the car window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?'

'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan and Bob Brown. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'



'Most people are giving about Five Litres.'

I'll supply the matches......perhaps even a flamethrower!

Good one Chris!

[Blitzen]

Hahahahaha.... I'll be there cheering on the fire, and patting the guy who lit it on the back!!

[Preen59]

Better response than I thought. Haha. Thought I might have started a war again with this one.

[Wolfgang]

Hahaha!!!

Nice one.

[Jayse]

HA...imagine the Carbon Tax on that bonfire.....

[Roache]

HA...imagine the Carbon Tax on that bonfire.....

hahaha! beauty.

[Preen59]

HA...imagine the Carbon Tax on that bonfire.....

Good call! haha.