In the city last night, popped into work for a minute to grab something.

Parked downstairs, didn't bother getting a ticket because I was only going to be a second.

Ended up getting stuck in the lift for over an hour ( ), walked out and saw a car 2 down had a fine.. shat myself then saw under my windscreen wiper someone had left a parking ticket valid for a couple more hours.

Thx whoever it was, made my ****ty night a little better