So the truth comes out..

**maca** · 05-01-2010, 08:13 PM

Looking for a comeback insult to a mate who drives a Golf, I found this:

Click.

**pixl** · 05-01-2010, 11:50 PM

What?! No gay love for the Polo?

**GOLFBALLS** · 06-01-2010, 02:42 AM

Haha.
A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!

**geoff_gti** · 06-01-2010, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by GOLFBALLS

Haha.
A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!

Hahaha well played sir!!

Pixl, the Polo isn't sold in America, otherwise it probably would have been on there too

**jasn78** · 06-01-2010, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by maca

Looking for a comeback insult to a mate who drives a Golf, I found this:

Click.

and maca i notice the jetta is number 4

**walshydub** · 06-01-2010, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by GOLFBALLS

Haha.
A guy who runs a workshop in our complex who thinks he's a bit of a hotshot asked me recntly why I dont buy a 'real car'. So I asked him what his definition of real car was. He said he'd rather drive a Hyundai excel than be seen in "that thing" (pointing at my mk2).
I then told him that was because he has a vagina.

His witty comeback was a squirmy awkward look as his employees laughed at him.

I hate these try hard macho tweekers bagging my car!

I went to my local Autobarn in my MK2 at the weekend & got heckled by some p-platers in Pulsar SSS's with bad body kits and subs.

But the very same day i was sat in traffic and had a mutual respect chat with a bloke at the lights in a LHD 80's 911.

I know who's opinion I respect more!!

**gareth_oau** · 06-01-2010, 11:11 AM

about 20 years ago, when i was riding motorbikes, i had a helmet worth around $25 (back then!).

i had it sitting in my office at work and when i came back into my office, caught my boss trying it on, who also rode motorbikes.

He asked me how much it cost and when I told him, he choked and said his was worth only $70 - my bit too quick comeback was that a $70 helmet was for a $70 head

....he didnt really think my comment was that funny...