My car on ebay for $1 (TRD LASER) TRDLZR

[blue_reality]

Yes its true VW fans: You can own the TRDLZR.

Available for the first time...

"IT'S THE TRD LASER - IT WILL AMAZE YA!"

For anyone that has ever wanted a true show car, now is your opportunity to own a meticulously modified example which was funded with contributions from vwwatercooled.

Why waste your money with euro cars when this is true style and prestige.

The car was originally a 1994 Ford Laser GLi but now as you can see, the car has been completely customised into a head turning, chick pulling, race magnet...

The car recently pulled a 19 second pass at Eastern Creek raceway and was a crowd favorite. (Time slip available on request)

Car has been put on dyno but put out so much power the dyno actually exploded.

The modifications are almost too comprehensive to list - but these are just some of the goodies.

* Custom flamed paint job (but famous yet unknown artist)
* Classy rear GT wing (for downforce and ladies)
* Custom mismatched speed stripes
* WRX style bonnet scoop (to scare the V8's)
* Undercar Blue NEONS, switchable on the dash
* In car neons and chinese performance lantern
* Updated gear knob and shift boot
* Race style pedals for extreme KFC drive through launches
* Steering Wheel cover for extra grip (for drifting)
* Monster Tacho with 7 colour changing lights
* Custom chrome painted dash components
* Red brake calipers for extreme braking performance
* TRD Windscreen Sticker
* JDM 'Shopping List' on rear windows
* Custom JDM Tinted rear windows (fronts clear so everyone can see you)
* Ralliart Fuel Cap Sticker
* Special 'LADIES ONLY' rear passenger door
* Baggy white seat covers
* Single fluffy dice (2 dice is so last decade)

We are starting this auction for the rediculously low price of 1 dollar.
Thats right ONE single Australian Dollar.
If you're from the UK, thats around 50p, if you're from America, thats around 80US cents. Internationally cheap.

All the info and pics and videos are available here:

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ford-Laser-wi...ht_1545wt_1167

[WABIT]

yay! im the highest bidder! $102
but id change the plates to TRDZLA lol
dom

[gareth_oau]

LOL $1? that's negotiable I presume - will you take 50c ???

[blue_reality]

Also we are donating the proceeds to The Starlight Foundation so dig deep and then either register it - or bush bash it and send us the video for our next DVD!

[STV4SYT]

Does the TRD stand for "TURD"

[blue_reality]

Plates TRDLZR stands for TuRD LoZer. (Turd Loser or POO FAIL)

The ebay questions are hilarious:

Question & Answer
Q: Is it true that the Stig was offered to test this car on Top Gear Australia, but he declined as he deemed it 'too powerful for even I to drive'? 02-Sep-09
A: That is a straight out lie, the Truth is Jeremy Clarkson actually DID drive this car but literally shat himself thereby creating quite a rotten stench in the automobile

Q: How many ladies fit on the back seat? 02-Sep-09
A: You haven't specified 'sitting' or 'lying down' ... ?

Q: My grandma needs a car and she likes doing burnouts. Does this car do sick burnouts? 02-Sep-09
A: we haven't tested the burnout feature of this car although TRD assure us it is possible. I would recommend a test drive for your grandma.

Q: im just wondering what angle can the car drift in the rain? can a higher angle be maintained with a drift button installed? 02-Sep-09
A: it can maintain a 349degree drift, usually that angle occurs after you've maintained a nice 35 degree drift and the back end has snapped around. i would suggest a RWD conversion to solve the above issue

Q: Is it true that this car won Bathurst last year? I'm in year 10 and want a hot ride for my formal to pull some chicks. Does it come with condoms? 02-Sep-09
A: Like the GT-R Skylines of the Early 90's, this car was BANNED from participating in the above event, not that it mattered - no one would be brave enough to pilot it anyway. The glove box will come with a healthy supply of above Propylaptics if necessary

Q: hi, can you please tell me how powerful the pussy magnet is on this car, im one of those blokes who is a no-hoper and need a beautiful car like this, thankyou 02-Sep-09
A: I've been told my by local expert that it has a Phase 9 magnet onboard, that should be good for an effective range of around 250 meters in a 360 degree radius.

Q: Please advise what is the longest skid you have achieved in this car? Also, would it be capable of longer, sicker skids with further mods? 02-Sep-09
A: Thanks for your enquiry. Longest skid current stands at 4.76 meters as measured by my right eyeball. Car is capable of both longer AND sicker skids you if you adjust the ignition timing on the right bank specifically the exhaust valve on the 7th cylinder.

[AusScare]

haha nice, I'd bid if it were in Brisbane.

Good luck with the sale!

[16v_kid]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO on the questions...

what is it with these people these days...are they for real or just joking?

[WABIT]

i asked the 2nd last question hahahahaa

dom

[peedman]

if i bid on it and accidentally win it, can i offer to pay the money but not keep the car? im all for charity but no way will i drive that car at all. lol

edit: hahaha im winning with a highest bid of $110