lonely midnight people....

**Preen59** · 07-12-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Buller_Scott

damn straight preeny. when you're drunk/aching for weet-bix/ no-one is home until 8am.... sorry vwwa, but i unleash my wankeroidosity (like now... 00:00 monday morning is my weekend). can you believe, out of trying to help out a milf and get some aswell, that i lost a friggin nintendo ds with like 8 games, to her kids? no more milfs. only cougars.

so lets get into sensual harassment tork. is it bad, when confronted by a woman at work whom neither of you get along with... is it bad to call her a smelly pirate hooker?

Dude that's gotta suck. I've been lucky enough to get involved with a milf or cougar on occasion.. They're not so bad aslong as the only thing you part with is some money for some coffee and perhaps some DNA..

Generally they're easy to get along with and all you have to do is say "2 kids? Seriously? You're joking right? You don't look a day over 25!".. 60% of the time it works every time. Haha.

But a DS and 8 games? A proper hooker would be cheaper and you're guaranteed success with that one!

I wouldn't say calling someone a smelly pirate hooker is necessarily a bad thing if they are a complete runt.. But it is potentially bad for employment if you do it at work.

**Golf Houso** · 07-12-2009, 07:13 PM

I can think of considerably worse things to call a woman that a smelly pirate hooker, whether I would contemplate doing so is completely another matter.

Is this the rant thread or something? Whilst on the same topic, I'd thought I'd post something equally as relevant i.e. a baboon montage:

**Blitzen** · 07-12-2009, 07:26 PM

Over the last few weeks I have spent my late nights trying to get a reaction out of the standard people on here, and its working a treat!!...Its fun, but I'm sure they don't get my sence of humour...Lucky I didn't start on the mum jokes!!

**maca** · 07-12-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by Blitzen

Over the last few weeks I have spent my late nights trying to get a reaction out of the standard people on here, and its working a treat!!...Its fun, but I'm sure they don't get my sence of humour...Lucky I didn't start on the mum jokes!!

As if we take you seriously..

And yeah, I think this is a random/spam/post-whore/rant thread