It's hard to explain

[GRN_VAGN]

Same as being in a relationship then.

HAHAHA, reminds me of this, its for a Beetle, but still a VW

01. Your Bug will never have a headache, although it may give you a few.
02. Your Bug will always respect you in the morning, although it may not start.
03. You can enjoy your Bug all month long.
04. You don't have to wine and dine your Bug to keep it happy.
05. Your Bug will always wait patiently while you play or watch basketball, football, pool etc.
06. Your Bug won't get jealous when you look at another Bug.
07. Your Bug doesn't demand equality.
08. If you change Bugs, you don't have to pay alimony.
09. Afterwards your Bug won't feel guilty, cry, or call her mother, your ex-wife, or her therapist.
10. Your Bug can't talk.
11. Another man will seldom steal your Bug.
12. Your Bug won't wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another Bug?'
13. Your Bug isn't allowed in Macys, Bloomingdales, Neiman-Marcus or on the Shopping Channel.
14. Your Bug will never divorce you and take your trailer.
15. Your Bug will usually start every time without protest and requires only 30 seconds to warm up.
16. Your Bug responds to input quickly without complaint or an involved discussion.
17. Your Bug requires low maintenance and should run to 200,000 miles without a complaint.
18. Your Bug only needs four pairs of shoes…..really.
19. Your Bug is always waiting to go.
20. Your Bug won't run off with a younger Bug.
21. Your Bug won't have a fit if you leave the toilet seat up.

[Ben J]

To add to that..

Truth:

1- You can let your friends have a drive of you car and vice versa and it's not weird.
2- You can drive your car with your friends and it's not weird.
3- You can own and drive multiple cars without any of them getting upset.
4- Your car won't get annoyed at you if you forget to buy it a gift on the date you purchased it.
5- If you decide your current car is not meeting your needs you can sell it. For money.
6- If you decide a part of your car is unattractive, worn out or has lower than desired performance it's easy and relatively cheap to replace it with a better part.
7- You can leave your car in the car park while you go to the pub.
8- If you're not really in the mood for cars, you can leave it in the shed as long as you like and it will still be there when you do feel like cars.
9- There is no expectation you will ever have to go to Germany to meet the people who put your car together.

Anyway. I know what you mean and it is hard to explain. I'll occasionally have random people walk up and compliment the car... the first time I freaked out a little as when people start walking at me in my car its normally to tell me off... but its a great feeling when you have a good chat with a random bloke about vws.