I had a monster living in one of my cars for over three months,It was as big as they get - you know how they sort of fatten up once they reach maximum diameter. I saw it the first time on my leg at about 11pm when I pulled up and the lights came on when I opened the door. This sort of went on for weeks, I'd come out and the thing had left a nice web across the seat or roof, dash or whatever and then I'd have to check the car every single time I got in because I knew he was out to get me. Sometimes on the way to or from work I'd pull over because I was just convinced he was creeping up the back of my seat ready to sink his lethal razor sharp fangs deep into my neck.
After taking many years off my life expectancy I finally cornered the beast in the drivers side door hinge and managed to take out some of his legs(and paint) with a bastard file that was nearby but it was still days before I managed to take him out once and for all.
It was him or me and yes he lost on that terrible day but its something that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
Now I'm a bit older I tend to just take them outside but if they want to start something again I say bring it .............
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