Reply With QuoteJust Empty Every Pocket.
Ultimate Dubber
Always Looking For Another.
'07 Transporter 1.9 TDI
'01 Beetle 2.0
Volkswagen Fan
Just Empty Every Pocket.
Last edited by Tom87; 17-01-2013 at 02:17 PM.
Volkswagenist
Those last two were lamesauce!Originally Posted by Martin
Funny
Time to break out the car name definitions:
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Fiat = Fix It Again Tony (came about after a huge recall in the USA)
Toyota = Toy motor
Mazda = Many A Zombi Drives A Mazda
Skoda = Some Kool Ozzies Drive A Skoda
2002 Volkswagen Bora V5 - 2007 Mazda 3 GT - 1998 Ford Contour Sport - 2010 Volkswagen Jetta 2.0T - 2013 Volkswagen Passat 130TDI - 2015 Ford Escape 1.5 - 2016 Subaru WRX - 2018 Volkswagen Golf R Wolfsburg Wagon
Super Moderator
VWwA Super Moderator
That last Skoda one got me thinking what a bad reputation they used to have in the UK, and all the terrible Skoda jokes that were going around, like
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof? A skip.
What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof and twin exhaust? Wheelbarrow.
Why do Skodas have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.
My uncle is a Ford nut, he cracked me up a while ago, few of us were sitting around a table when he got up and announced he was 'off to reverse park a Commodore'.
Volkswagen Enthusiast
Lotus - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.Funny
Time to break out the car name definitions:
Ford = Fix Or Repair Daily
Fiat = Fix It Again Tony (came about after a huge recall in the USA)
Toyota = Toy motor
Mazda = Many A Zombi Drives A Mazda
Skoda = Some Kool Ozzies Drive A Skoda
Volkswagen Fanatic
I forgot about them! LOL
What about this one
Guy walks into a service station and asks "can I have a petrol cap for a Skoda"
Service attendant says "that sounds like a reasonable trade"
2012.1 Skoda Octavia VRS DSG Wagon - Carbonio cold air intake and pipe - HPA Motorsports BBK 355mm rotors 6 pot calipers
APR Stage II ECU - APR 3" exhaust down pipe & high flow catalyst
APR/HP Roll bars - Eibach springs and Bilstien shocks
Supaloy lower control arms - Enkei 18*8 Wheels
Volkswagen Fanatic
I like it!
2012.1 Skoda Octavia VRS DSG Wagon - Carbonio cold air intake and pipe - HPA Motorsports BBK 355mm rotors 6 pot calipers
APR Stage II ECU - APR 3" exhaust down pipe & high flow catalyst
APR/HP Roll bars - Eibach springs and Bilstien shocks
Supaloy lower control arms - Enkei 18*8 Wheels
Volkswagen Fan
I do enjoy driving my Golf, but to me, this is about my BMW.When someone was asked about a VWs reliability and costs of ownership. Classic!
"VW and Audi are a lot like a really hot girlfriend...looks great, amazing in bed, but every once in awhile you gotta throw some money down on the table so she sticks around."
Just thought I'd share
I sometimes wonder why I keep it, but then I take it out - and there is no more question.
Former owner of MY12 GTD with DSG
Posting Permissions
Bookmarks