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    Funny thing happened the other day

    We had a work experience guy in at work (apparently he is studying to be a mechanic, don't really know why he was doing work exp in IT lol). On Friday arvo he was parked in the visitors centre section, I came around in my car from the staff parking and stopped back outside in the visitors parking as well (I forgot my glasses and needed to get them).

    Anyhow, I came back out...he was checking my car out, glancing over from his. I started it up, he looks and comes running over.

    Him: "Cam, your cars sick!"
    Me: "Thanks"
    Him: "Nah I mean its really sick, its got a big problem with the engine. Sounds like it could be the tappits"
    Me: "Its a diesel mate. Its meant to sound like that"
    Him: "What? Nah man its got a huge problem you should get it checked out"
    Me: "Its a diesel dude! its completely normal!"
    Him: "What? How.."

    After that conversation he was still a bit baffled and couldn't quite comprehend that you could fit a diesel engine into a sporty european hatch...lol

    Not to mention he was supposedly studying to be a mechanic. /facepalm

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    HAHAHA give me his number... I want him to work on my car!

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    Bahahahahah! Fail!
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    if he was my apprentice, i think i would be sending him out on IT work experience too by the sound of it.

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    wtf? hahahahah

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    When I was an apprentice 4th year we used to play some mean tricks on the new boys.

    Go get

    Sparks for the angle grinder.

    Left handed screw driver.

    a long weight (Wait)

    etc etc.
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    multi coloured paint, sky hooks.............

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    Maybe you could have said the spark plug gap was set wrong and you were looking at new apex seals to get rid of the rattle

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    I don't get it. What's sporty about a European hatch that sounds like a light truck?

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    perhaps your torque valve is leaking


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