Quote Originally Posted by Spyda View Post
I would go out and get one tomorrow if it tickled my balls too
TWO WORDS SPYDA: REVERSE KANGAROO! (while using the bidet mode)

Reverse Kangaroo: An Australian term relating to a person using a toilet backwards, and leaving a resultant skidmark on the wrong side of the bowl.

Time to start saving up mate...

Cheers,

Jayse