I have ordered/received my New Tiguan

**Delewin** · 01-02-2017, 02:56 PM

Isn't that's what the owner's manual is there for?

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**Mac135** · 01-02-2017, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by Delewin

Isn't that's what the owner's manual is there for?

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my wife is not going to sit and read a 400 page owners manual. It's 'just a car' after all.

Actually I'm not going to read a 400 page manual either. Mostly there is a logic to it and while I've had the manual siting open on the front seat I don't think I've needed to read it.

**IsDon** · 01-02-2017, 10:06 PM

I didn't know my wife had sisters.

Most often phrases heard in our house:

What's it doing now?

How do I fix this again?

What's the login for that?

That's not what you told me last time!

No, you've never explained it to me before.

How am I supposed to know that?

I don't know, it just drives funny. (My personal favourite)

Had a laugh the other day. I'd been tinkering with the Audi in the carport. To cut down on battery drain I switched the headlights from "auto" to "off" but forgot to switch them back. Wifey takes the car out to have dinner with some girlfriends, still daylight. Gets in the car and it's now dark. Switched on the ignition and no lights, of course. Apparently her, and her 3 mates, spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why but couldn't work it out. Thankfully she called me rather than roadside assist. My question of "have you tried switching them on?" was met with "There's a switch? I've never had to switch them on before." Apparently my answer of "No sweetheart, it uses the force, just like the wipers do" was me just being a smartarse.

**Eyes24** · 02-02-2017, 05:55 AM

Lol ! Very Funny ..can relate to this.

**Delewin** · 02-02-2017, 06:00 AM

Ha ha very. Very. Funny. My wife is the same when it comes to anything computers, cars technical etc.

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**REGS12** · 02-02-2017, 08:05 AM

Our wives could set up a blog site to talk about their OCD car husbands and how they are hopeless at packing the dishwasher!

**Eyes24** · 02-02-2017, 08:07 AM

Originally Posted by REGS12

Our wives could set up a blog site to talk about their OCD car husbands and how they are hopeless at packing the dishwasher!

I'm sure us guys , pack dishwasher's wrong so hopefully they stop asking us to do it.

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**IsDon** · 02-02-2017, 09:27 AM

Actually, packing is another OCD trait of mine.......

My wife's "attempts" at packing the dishwasher usually involve throwing the pots and plates at the thing from across the kitchen. Well that's what it looks like anyway. Of course when it doesn't wash because something in the wrong place has jammed the poor washing arms it's all my fault.

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**Eyes24** · 02-02-2017, 11:16 AM

Just drove past these white RLINE today, going down the south eastern freeway in Melbourne outbound. Some lucky people will be getting there car soon. Can't wait till l get mine.

**stark27** · 02-02-2017, 11:36 AM

Have you got any clearer pics? The muffler design appears to have been update like the MB's, Audi's and BMW's. That rectangle angular shape that fits in with the rear bumper. Earlier pics just showed 2 normal pipes. I hope my RLine is like this!