Superb conversations

[blueSup]

Betsy Let’s go for a drive!
	Dave I have to wait for the washing to finish, only 10 minutes.
Hurry up! Get the key.
	It’s in my other jeans.
Well, put them on.
	They’re in the wash.
Faaarrrk!	Faaarrrk!

[blueSup]

	Dave Hey Betsy!
Betsy What?
That almost makes up for the key fiasco.
	Almost?
I can't see a voucher for a wheel alignment.

[blueSup]

Betsy I'm depressed
	Dave Why?
Look! She’s sexier than I am.
	I can’t see it. You’re the same, just different colours.
I’ve got cellulite and she hasn’t.
	What do you mean?
Look at her rear. Where’s her exhaust?
	Come on! All models today are photoshopped.

[blueSup]

Betsy
What colour am I when I'm dirty?
	Dave
	You're Lava Blue. It says so on the tin.
Nup! I'm purple!
	Yeah right.
Go on. Argue.

[blueSup]

	Dave
	You make me giggle.
Betsy
You're easily amused. Why is that?
	http://www.museassisted.com.au/Pardon.mp4

[blueSup]

Betsy Why do you do that?
	Dave Do what?
Fiddle with the sunroof opener like that.
	I’m trying to open the sunroof, but just at the trailing edge.
Close the roof fully.
	OK.
Can you feel the ridge at the rear of the sunroof button?
	The little raised bit?
Yes. Just press that directly up, toward the sky.
	Oh.
And to close it, press the front of the button the same way, or just close it like you always do.
	Smartypants.

[blueSup]

Betsy
Well?
	Dave
	Well what?
*coughs* and opens driver's door
Notice Something?
	The floor mat needs a shakeout?
*cough*
	*text message arrives on phone*
	Oh! Happy Build Day!
	How the hell did you send a text message to my phone?
Well? What did you get me?
	How's about a belt up the old road?
Meet me in the tub first, and bring your big chamois.

[blueSup]

Betsy
BONG! You're a snowflake!
	Dave
	What are you on about?
	Oh har har.

[Enobar]

I see you've successfully enabled high beam assist �� How good are free functions!??

(Not counting the ridiculously expensive cable and the windows laptop I had to buy because it's not great on Mac that is...)