You know you own a mk4 when....

[trickysimon]

-You instantly pull over and turn your car off if you hit a bump just a little too hard, just to make sure you aren't bleeding oil everywhere

-"Oh I drive a Bora"
"A What?"
"It's like a golf... with a boot"

Hahaha this!!!

[waddz]

you nearly break your neck checking out anothers fitment

you think of upgrading to a mk5 but change your mind cause of the wide body rear

you take the long way home as you know the speed humps are gonna mess with your sump