Do you think the missus will kill me if...

[Soundofav6]

She knows if I'm doing anything with the car.

- I have to leave home early to go where I need to go and get to work.
- I come back late from work and it's not Wednesday/Thursday/Friday.
- I'm not interstate with work...
- Bank account has dropped.

I've been using an alternative tactic though - distraction - she believes I'm buying a motorbike, as a few mates from work are egging me on and I've been looking at a few

Well many ways you can get around that.
Hardest would be the monthly statement. BUT you can cash out bit more each week, save up the cash in the toilet pump or some where she wouldn't look, when you have enough, go buy a bank cheque --> purchase ya goodies send it to you work---> with your goodies take it to mechanic, check with you insurance you may want to hire a car for a few days. THEN bobs your uncle !!!

I tried that didn't work lol

Whenever we go shopping the magnet called a jewellery store makes her go towards it...Oh ain't that a shiney rock there....Umm yeah of course it is

Steve, take her to geroge, you got youself a Master gold/diamond smith in front of ya. So why Micheal Hill jewellers when you can George k, that would definiately depolarise those magnets in shopping centres mate.

[DubSteve]

Steve, take her to geroge, you got youself a Master gold/diamond smith in front of ya. So why Micheal Hill jewellers when you can George k, that would definiately depolarise those magnets in shopping centres mate.

I have!!! Ear Rings that look like sinkers , You just got to love em

[balkanac]

why is everyone so afraid of their gfs/wives? Mine can winge as much as she wants, but if i wanna get something, im getting it. When i bought my R32, i just showed up with it she didn't talk to me for a week, but she loves it now!!

Just get her a big bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates, tell her how beautiful she is and you'll be fine.

[99gti]

^^^ Bwahahahahahahaha.

[DubSteve]

Just get her a big bunch of flowers and a box of chocolates, tell her how beautiful she is and you'll be fine.

What planet are you living on, the only time they are satisfied if they have a rock on their hand the size of Ulura thats when they are going to not say anything!

Best thing is don't say anything best solution

[balkanac]

What planet are you living on, the only time they are satisfied if they have a rock on their hand the size of Ulura thats when they are going to not say anything!

Best thing is don't say anything best solution

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

women have so much power, its not fair!!!

[Golf_Girl]

You guys are hilarious! I have laughed all the way through this thread. I think you should just not say anything at all.... because it is true... you may end up a dead man... then when the questions are asked you flat out deny it!!!
Hilarious... I didn't know how scary non v-dub loving women could be!

[SoVeReIgN]

My girlfriend is WORSE than I am!
What the **** can you do with a $800 pair of sunnies and a $600 handbag?!?!!!

[99gti]

Someone just found the recipt for me getting the smurf chipped. I've been banished to the dogs house! Bugger!

I tried the line that the old chip had a virus. It didn't work very well...

[DubSteve]

My girlfriend is WORSE than I am!
What the **** can you do with a $800 pair of sunnies and a $600 handbag?!?!!!

Haha I agree with you totally 100% My missus even went on our little forum and checked my buildup thread FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKK!!!

I was dead