You know you drive a Mk1 when.....

[mikinoz]

Doing a 3 point turn in a lane is actually 7 points and an equivalent of 40 mins at the gym.

[Jarred]

Doing a 3 point turn in a lane is actually 7 points and an equivalent of 40 mins at the gym.

... isn't that what they invented handbrakes for???

[mikinoz]

When you are driving through Westfield carparks and car alarms are set off on parked cars when you drive past because of the noise it generates!

[dubai gti]

When you are driving through Westfield carparks and car alarms are set off on parked cars when you drive past because of the noise it generates!

hehe, my V8 Merc. used to do that in multi-story carparks...might have had something to do with the s/s sports muffler!!

[JDVW]

when the cops pull you over because the car looks like its about to fall apart

[mikinoz]

There is water dripping from the headlining.

[greasykitchen]

When the steering wheel gets all sticky and tiny bits come off it when it's wet and humid. Then the next day it's normal again (my beetle used to do this except much worse!).

[melissa]

When your wipers come on when you go round the corner - or drive in a straight line - yes, this Golf is possessed.

[mikinoz]

You are driving back from Christmas with the grandparents with the son and after an hour he says they want to change to the MKV that mum is driving in front of us because her car 'has cold air, is not as loud as an aeroplane taking off and a cup holder'

I then drove home on my own and quite enjoyed it.

[dubai gti]

when you clean up the corroded front indicator terminals, which worked fine anyway, but now the dam indicator is now playing up..