No manual GTI was the dealbreaker

[apples]

Don't worry apples, there will be males, females, gay, straights even a transvestite with a sunroof

Lol - I woulda been the pick of the bunch....a chick driver of Asian heritage. Now there's a double bad driver stereotype. Perhaps 2 wrongs make a right, or should that be 2 wongs make a white? (sorry, couldn't resist!)

As for the transvestite quip, makes me think of Frankenfurter......Frostee Frankenfurter that is