So today, with my Polo... I gave it a solid clean inside and out and a big hug - poor thing got attacked by a Ford driving psychopath in a road rage incident on the M1 yesterday.
Dude was tailgating me for no apparent reason, so I just lifted my foot off the accelerator and let the car slow to about 80km/h to piss him off, then dropped a gear and floored it as a bit of a cheeky "f-you, don't tailgate me" to the guy. Oldmate appears a minute or so later in my rearview mirror right up my ass, and then pulls up along side (at 100km/h), yelling out the window, giving the finger etc. My mate and I in the car figured he was just a bit of a ****, so were ignoring him... He then reached into his footwell, pulled an unknown object out and threw it into the side of my car. And then likewise a second time.
He then continued harrassing us on the road, and merged into our lane over the top of my car at 110km/h, forcing us off the road onto the shoulder and very nearly into the concrete divider. Forcing us to a stop (blocking the right hand lane of traffic), the crazy prick jumped out of his car and started on foot back towards us (obviously with no intention to initiate a friendly chat), but fortunately I was able to duck the Polo out behind his ****ty Focus, and once I could give the little GTI some juice the guy had no chance of catching back up.
Fortunately a guy in another vehicle on the road started videoing on his phone after he saw the guy throwing **** at my car, so the police are investigating.
Meanwhile I have two new dings in the side of my car. What a ****.
