One problem with Peugeots ... they are unbelievably consistent breakers.

6 Golden Rules re France:

1. The cannot fight
2. They are not good engineers
3. They do frocks and handbags better than anyone
4. Their women are the pretty, great in the sack, but usually mad
5. They can make wine
6. Their food is without question the greatest in the world

Re cars - one should only ever buy German, English, or Italian cars.

German cars are for when you are in a "head rules heart phase" of life and English or Italian are for when you are in a "heart rules head phase".

As you can see, life choices are really not that hard.

As Omar from The Wire would say "A man's gotta have a code".